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"In a perfect world, the killing of bin Laden by a U.S. Navy SEAL team would not have happened. But this would have:
The SEALS don't breach a comfortable compound, shielded by Pakistani military. They don't deliver a double-tap to the forehead of a coward using a woman as a human shield. Instead, the SEALS arrive at bin Laden's cave where he's been living in squalor for 10 years, advancing the righteous cause of radical Islam. The SEALS approach, the Lion of Islam charges forth, a snarl on his lips, and with blazing AK-47s in each hand, he succumbs to a martyr's death, but not before taking half the SEAL team with him.
Or maybe this one is better:
The SEALS get permission to talk to bin Laden. They knock on his door politely and ask him to step outside. They invite him to a pub for some beers. Bin Laden doesn't drink - because of his bad kidneys. And because he's a radical Islamic warrior who would not defile himself with alcohol, that too. But he goes along as the designated driver. In a gesture of additional good faith, the SEALS let bin Laden keep their Humvee. Bin Laden drives it back to his compound shouting, "Allah Akbar! And God bless the Navy SEALS!
Bin Laden, now consumed with good will for the Great Satan, issues a fatwah ordering all holy warriors to no longer show respect for their vanquished combatants by decapitating them and dragging their bodies through streets behind trucks. "From now on", says bin Laden, "we'll stick a cigar in their mouth and set them on fire."
And in that fashion - in the perfect world, anyway - radical Islam and the Great Satan are reconciled."
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