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Well, Mizz Mental Facility Psychiatric Counselor, if they ever bring back witchburnin, which side a the fire you gonna be on?
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You’re right – your God knows better than to like anyone you despise. Especially if He knows what’s good for Him. You can just go start Your own Church.
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How is a court of law like a basketball court?
The team with the best-paid players most often wins.
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How is a court of law not like a basketball court?
So long as the one side doesn’t know enough to object, the other side can commit all the fouls they want – in full view of the Ref.
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In legal terms, Pro Se usually means that you have to represent yourself because you can’t afford a lawyer. Of which the lawyers like to say that you have a fool for a client. May be. Sure enough, if you step over some invisible line that only they and the Judges can see, you might get your case thrown out of court. But knowing where those invisible lines are, they get to be as outrageous and obnoxious as they please. And proud of it.
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If you are representing yourself in court, Pro Se, and a lawyer from the other side compliments you on knowing all about the law, don’t agree or say nothing. It’s a trap where somewhere down the line, the lawyer will pick out some aspect of law that you didn’t know or weren’t clear about, and claim that you should lose because you knew better.
So instead stick your hand out and say, “Counselor, I would be honored to defend you against the death penalty! And I gaa-rone-tee you that by the end of the trial, you will get the all verdict you deserve! Now, that’ll be 500 dollars an hour. Up front.”
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If the Judge accuses you of mocking the court, gaze around at the ceiling and walls and say, “Wow, they’re a tough audience, aren’t they?”
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If he had recused himself because the gunman had shot some of us seniors who live on fixed incomes, and get into disputes with potential contributors to his campaigns, it wouldn’t have been about a conflict of interest. It would have been professional courtesy.
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