Don B, 7/23/2013 - 6:11pm "Uh, hi. I'm John from the shipping department of emergency medical alert.
I'm calling your Do Not Call number six times a day, and not listening when you talk, because I'm a telephone robot and dumb as a brick with obscenities scrawled on it.
Somebody has already recommended you for our emergency medical alert system and completely paid for it. It was either our scam or sales department. I don't know which one. I'm dumb as a brick.
I'm not telling you about the monthly charges once the equipment, if it even exists, is installed, if it is even installed. They're huge. They might even drain your credit or bank account. Maybe even on the first payment. And don't worry about the equipment warranty or operation of the service. It's all over when the scam is done.
But go ahead and curse if you want, or hang up. I don't mind. I'll call back again. I'm dumb as a brick."
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