toddkreigh, 11/ 5/2010 - 10:32am "Don't stop there. Make everything free. Make it illegal to prevent anyone from getting anything they want.
"Hi, I'd like a million dollar McMansion. With fries. And a diet Coke. How much is it? Who cares? I'm not paying for it."
This would usher in a golden age of irresponsibility. Evil corporations would fail, the lazy and inept would become prosperous, and we'd all live in 56,000 square foot homes. Nirvana for all.
Best of all, we'd have an all-knowing, all-seeing central government presiding benevolently over all, making sure all us corpulent, do-nothing morons never had to lift a finger again. It would give everyone a lot more time to spend doing what we really want - devoting more time to reality TV and Twitter, and frolicking with Peter Pan and the Easter Bunny in Elysian fields.
That would be so cool."
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