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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:01 EDT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[THE ADVICE GODDESS ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.urbantulsa.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=28544</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Ducky Rubber

I kept seeing this woman I was interested in at pool parties, but I&#39;ve always been very shy and reluctant to make the first move. At the third party, she hugged me as she was leaving. The following week, she kissed me. I invited her to come up for dinner. We had a great time. I eve... By AMY ALKON.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <title><![CDATA[&iexcl;ASK A MEXICAN! ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Mexican: Why oh why do most Mexican women cut their long, black hair after reaching the pivotal age of 40? Not only do they cut it, but they then proceed to cut it short and dye it all shades of the most unnatural hair color for Mexicans: red. My own madre is guilty of this offense and I see it...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <title><![CDATA[THE ADVICE GODDESS ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[For Better or Much, Much Better

I&#39;m 39, and married four years to a woman I dated for two. She&#39;s the mother of my two stepchildren, 13 and 16. The problem is, I may be in love with a girl from high school, the most beautiful woman I&#39;ve ever seen. I&#39;ve always felt she was the one I w... By AMY ALKON.]]></description>
      <category>Departments/Advice Goddess</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <title><![CDATA[&iexcl;ASK A MEXICAN! ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Mexican: Whenever I see an ad for a Mexican ramera, they always describe themselves as "spicy." Are Mexican women hiding habaneros in their panochas?

- Concha Curious

Dear Gabacho: "I wish I could say that 'Mexican Spitfire' Lupe Velez was to blame for the 'spicy' epithet so often associated...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <title><![CDATA[THE ADVICE GODDESS ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Sleeping Booty

My girlfriend snooped through my belongings and e-mail and even searched web forums for my comments. I feel terribly violated. I&#39;m 29, she&#39;s 37, and we&#39;ve been together for two years. I&#39;ve never given her any reason to distrust me, but because we&#39;ve only been havi... By AMY ALKON.]]></description>
      <category>Departments/Advice Goddess</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <title><![CDATA[ASK A MEXICAN! ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Mexican: Why do beaners or gabachos deliberately try to ignore white people and act like they're not there, or when your walking by, the lady beaners laugh so hard with a repulsive fake laugh that makes you want to just punch them? Not only I have noticed this, but a lot of other people say the...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <title><![CDATA[THE ADVICE GODDESS ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Gift Hearse

Several years ago, this co-worker I was interested in was always stopping by my desk to talk, so I gave her some turtle earrings (they related to a story she once told me). I guess I was trying to tell her I was interested, but she was leaving for two months, so it didn&#39;t make sense... By AMY ALKON.]]></description>
      <category>Departments/Advice Goddess</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Mexican: For most of my life I was oblivious to the hate that Mexicans have for Salvadorans. I became aware of it when I made the huge mistake of marrying a Salvi. Once I became engaged to my Salvi girlfriend or whenever I would tell any Mexican that I married a Salvi, I was bombarded with so m...]]></description>
      <category>Departments/Ask A Mexican</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <title><![CDATA[The Advice Goddess ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lien on Me

My 31-year-old boyfriend has the best clothes, cars, electronics, takes me to the nicest restaurants...you get the picture. He told me he was &quot;an investor,&quot; working for himself, making online investments. I eventually asked how he could afford his lifestyle in this economy. He... By AMY ALKON.]]></description>
      <category>Departments/Advice Goddess</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Mexican: As a teacher, we've been exhorted to expand our efforts in closing the achievement gap between majority and minority students (read: Anglos and Mexicans). I teach all of my students in the best ways that I can determine for each individual student, within the constraints of a classroom...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <description><![CDATA[Beached Wail

My boyfriend and I have a year-old son. His two small boys (from a previous marriage) live with us on weekends. A while back, he cheated and gave me herpes. Had I not been pregnant with our son (unplanned), I would&#39;ve left him. But, I believe once you&#39;re pregnant, it&#39;s not... By AMY ALKON.]]></description>
      <category>Departments/Advice Goddess</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Mexican: An uninsured wetback just hit my car and totaled his. He had no insurance and no license, but did have a nice cell phone. I asked him if he was okay in my limited Spanish, but he did not ask about me or my children. He was handcuffed and taken away to be booked for one hour to get his...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <link>http://www.urbantulsa.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=28178</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Dear Mexican: As a Mexican-American, I've lived in St. Louis for about 17 years and have seen a substantial influx of my brethren. Nevertheless, I'm for border security--against the no-good, godless Canadians. I hate Canadians! Funny accents and cold weather--ha! Why is America not closing the Canad... By Gustavo Arellano.]]></description>
      <category>Departments/Ask A Mexican</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <title><![CDATA[The Advice Goddess ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.urbantulsa.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=28177</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Seitan Worshipper

My online dating profile clearly indicates that I'm a vegan. A woman I've been communicating with informed me that she eats a healthy diet, but enjoys meat and fish. Fine with me, but our first phone conversation became an inquisition about whether I would attempt to make her a ve... By AMY ALKON.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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      <link>http://www.urbantulsa.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=28111</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Dear Mexican: In Garfield strips in the funny pages that appeared earlier this year, Garfield is wearing a sombrero and taking siestas. While cute and all, isn't the sort of thing that we have been striving to stop? What was Jim Davis thinking? Maybe he needs a refresher course in not making pendeja...]]></description>
      <category>Departments/Ask A Mexican</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:00:00 MST</pubDate> 
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